(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 371

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Who's to say Texas doesn't have the best sex(and WoW) you've never had?
     
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  2. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    No way to know for sure I guess
     
  3. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  4. SpookinCups Sep 25, 2019
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    SpookinCups

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  5. Taketimeandfind

    Trusted

    Confirmed. Good during. Gross thinking about the process.
     
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  6. CoffeeEyes17

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    I’m sorry to disappoint you but my very hot gamber gf has converted me to the teachings of Christ. The only thing tighter than my asshole is my relationship with the lord. The New Testament is the greatest dlc of all time
     
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  7. SpookinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  8. Shakriel

    I'm just so tired of thinking about everything Prestigious

    Sounds like the worst roleplay.
     
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  9. CoffeeEyes17

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  10. CoffeeEyes17

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    Alright so the move is called lumpy mashed potatoes

    So first you gotta wait and not cum for like a week and get it all lumpy, get a good stir in the balls. Then you creampie, then you take your fingers and you mash up the creampie in the hole of your choosing. If you want you can add gravy if you’re into scat play
     
  11. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    Sounds a lot like the blue cheese
     
  12. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    It happened thanks for believing in me y’all
     
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  13. bluecharliedeltaecho

    Spaceman

    Snapchat is pretty great.
     
  14. Taketimeandfind

    Trusted

    I think I need a 2-3 day break. It’s been pretty intense
     
  15. Shakriel

    I'm just so tired of thinking about everything Prestigious

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  16. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    :seeno::hearno::seeno::hearno::kiss::apple::eggplant::wet::wet::hammer::hammer::hammer::eyes::musical::pumpkin::ambulance:
     
  17. Dirty Sanchez

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    Damn I hope the doctors can reattach the pumpkin.
     
  18. Shakriel

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    it grows back like a lizard's tail, don't worry
     
  19. Ken

    Ken Supporter

    :nails:
     
  20. Dog with a Blog

    The Flammable Man Prestigious

    I had phone sex the other night which I’m not typically a fan of but we were both buzzed and it was fun so there’s that.
     
  21. Shakriel

    I'm just so tired of thinking about everything Prestigious

    Is that where you put a phone inside you on vibrate and the other person repeatedly calls?
     
  22. ComedownMachine

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    how much did it cost?
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

    The Flammable Man Prestigious

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  24. Shakriel

    I'm just so tired of thinking about everything Prestigious

  25. Dog with a Blog

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