(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 37

[chants ] Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake

 

don't ditch us once you pick her up. we need some solid play by play.

 

Yeah, live tweet everything

 

I'm sitting inside airport waiting

 

okay, okay, i am familiar with two of the four

but which two, you ask

 

butt pencils, butt pencils,

 

Oh god she's landing help me

 

I really wish Jake had a film crew with him, or at least was streaming this.

 

I'm a mess

 

what if she catfished u. brb gonna call nev and have him meet you at the airport to film your reaction.

 

one of my co-workers worked on an ep of Catfish I'll hook u up

 

i couldn't imagine catfishing someone

 

I'm cat fishing her she thinks I'm a model

 

oh, you're not?

 

ive been catfishing everyone on here for four years straight

 

I wonder how many security cameras are currently zoomed in on "the sweating, shaking, hyperventilating guy at baggage claim"

 

your real name is actually Brian?

 

This is actually her
Phillie Phanatic

 

this is just like that episode of workaholics

 

catfish everyone. scam everyone

 

yes, i am actually renowned and esteemed elderly actor brian dennehy

 

I'm actually Anna Kendrick

 

Jake are you live tweeting? What's your handle? I might actually use Twitter for this occasion

 

i'm not actually a taco

 

Because you are multiple tacos.