(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 369

Who's to say Texas doesn't have the best sex(and WoW) you've never had?

 

No way to know for sure I guess

 

@CoffeeEyes17

 

Confirmed. Good during. Gross thinking about the process.

 

I’m sorry to disappoint you but my very hot gamber gf has converted me to the teachings of Christ. The only thing tighter than my asshole is my relationship with the lord. The New Testament is the greatest dlc of all time

 

Sounds like the worst roleplay.

 

My new role play pic

 

Alright so the move is called lumpy mashed potatoes

So first you gotta wait and not cum for like a week and get it all lumpy, get a good stir in the balls. Then you creampie, then you take your fingers and you mash up the creampie in the hole of your choosing. If you want you can add gravy if you’re into scat play

 

Sounds a lot like the blue cheese

 

It happened thanks for believing in me y’all

 

x

 

I think I need a 2-3 day break. It’s been pretty intense

 

Damn I hope the doctors can reattach the pumpkin.

 

it grows back like a lizard's tail, don't worry

 

I had phone sex the other night which I’m not typically a fan of but we were both buzzed and it was fun so there’s that.

 

Is that where you put a phone inside you on vibrate and the other person repeatedly calls?

 

how much did it cost?

 

Miss Finster can get it