(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 366

praise be

 

What did you learn about?

 

god and jesus and stuff

 

Did he die for your sins?

 

geez spoilers Colby I haven’t got to that part yet

 

Did you get to the part that walks about that woman who likes big dicks and massive loads?

 

Ms Hands

 

Dude fucked a dragon

 

wow

 

Dummy thicc

 

Literally the best show rn

 

I gotta say if I were single and a girl I knew and liked when I was in grade/middle/high school made it known that she wanted to basically use me for some booty, I’d have literally 0% of the self control you’re exhibiting lmao.

If you’re both single, why not? Set up that d appointment.

 

Also the whole looking through pictures on the phone thing is a good point about having the hidden folder. Didn’t think of that, as someone shuffling through my pictures and finding some dick pick I sent to my wife like 3 years ago is def a fear of mine lol

 

That’s because I’m assuming you have a penis and people with penises aren’t exactly known for their self control ya know
Lmao
But we basically did unofficially set it up lol possibly this weekend or next. The only reason I’m hesitant is because I don’t rly see him sexually at all so I’m afraid once things get started ima pull a Rachel from friends and start laughing uncontrollably

 

Noice. Lol true...I can’t speak from the perspective of a girl so maybe we’re different there but the one time I got nekked with someone I hadn’t really thought of sexually before/saw as a friend, I just kinda laid back and concentrated on the feelings of what was happening and that made the awkwardness go away pretty quickly, at least for me

 

@David87 haha that’s definitely the hope!! I personally will need some drinks to chill out, so hopefully that helps too haha

 

Yeah definitely having a good buzz going helps. I was totally awkward around women when I was single so I always needed a bit of liquid courage. It’s a miracle I ever had sex with anyone tbh.

Me and my wife have agreed that we’re never allowed to leave each other because neither of us could handle being single in the world of Tinder lmao

 

Who the fuck doesn’t delete naked pictures from their phone immediately after they’re sent?

 

Me