(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 362

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

What app is she, oh wait, Twitter

 

So I took too long to get to the bar Friday night to meet the teacher. I was smoking a J with an old friend, and once I got there she was already swayed to another that she went home with. Do you miss, I know you got other students that need education. Maybe next time.

 

you have enough girlfriends dude

 

So the teacher came back with my roommates last night to the apartment with some others. Should've been a fun hang out except I was extremely pissed off one of them locked my cat out on our open patio for 12 HOURS until almost 1am when I got home. On top of my bad mood, said roommate was extremely drunk and then got into a shouting match with his also drunk girlfriend over him smoking, in which the teacher had to mitigate because it got that bad and then everything was nixed. She slept on the couch since it's closer to his room to make sure they didn't keep fighting.

I am SO moving out.

 

God dammit

 

Chorus ads are getting wild

 

The only way I wanna go

 

On a scale of 1-10 how sexy is it to put on The Aristocats on a first date?

 

All those p****** ARE pretty sexy

 

Thought you were talking about the aristocrats joke and was like well that’s a weird kink but do you I guess

 

depends on if they want to be a cat

 

Toulouse when he sees the booty.

 

Ugh. Was browsin P-Hub and stumbled upon @oldjersey’s sex tape. Did not wanna see that. Some pretty fucked up shit

 

Did u watch

 

He commented

 

“Not my proudest fap.”

 

9 more and I'm sterile baby

 

Hell yeah, Texas Rangers! Best team!