I feel like you didn't get the joke and I normally don't swear, so I was obviously trying real hard for you.
Soooo this week has been classroom setup week and meetings and PDs and etc. Today we were off but the building was open because so many teachers needed more time to set up their classrooms for students coming next week. So my wife came to my room with me in the late afternoon to help me set some stuff up. Building was virtually empty by that point in the day. I had already covered the windows on my door with paper so keep distractions to a minimum once the school year starts.