One time my grandma got a mail order catalog that had all the typical old lady shit. Extra large remotes, all in one turntables, fuzzy socks, those Amish heater things, and oh yeah VIBRATORS. Grandmas need love too
Looks like this thread is going well. One time in college I passed out on a girl. Just suddenly stopped and curled up in a ball in the corner of my bed and decided it was lights out. This aptly describes my sex life and priorities.