(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 36

if you have sex for multiple hours on end do you have like a snack break? like that seems like a lot of physical exertion unless you're refueling or just laying perfectly still while penetrating? i have questions. no woman ive been with has ever been happy if it goes past 30-40 minutes

 

It just depends on the person. I've been with 2 who can go for hours and hours. It's not THAT physically exhausting. Playing full court basketball for 4 hours is way more tiring, haha.

 

I'm gonna!!!

 

What a gentlemen. Chivalry is alive and well.

 

this is so exciting - what time should i check back in?

 

Did you do it on a basketball court

 

holy shit this thread is amazing

good luck ilu

 

Ideally, you get a twelve piece from Popeyes beforehand and set it on the nightstand.

 

Reading this thread at work:

 

I don't think I've done that yet, haha. But I've played basketball on a basketball court many times.

 

I've played basketball in bed many times.

 

Attacked the rim?

 

yeah, MJ style. tongue out and everything.

 

seriously though, happy to have found the seedy underbelly of chorus.fm. not much to report, i'm engaged so nothing out of the ordinary lately, except we took a trip to the toy store for our anniversary and i just used some google play credit to download the kama sutra on my phone because i'm the actual worst

 

You need to go back and read the last 100 or so pages of the dating and relationship thread for this threads origin story.

 

are you gonna rank all the sex acts the book teaches you?

 

I'm almost to the airport guys what am I doing how is this real

 

drive away!

 

eh, I read the dating and relationships thread title and the last three pages of this thread, i've done what i can

 

i did say anything, didn't i?

weird though, it gives you a score based on how many positions you've tried. we're currently at 21%. so our shit's a little weak, but i suppose we all have to start somewhere

if the end of this journey is three-six hour sex, i'm not actually sure i want to get there

 

All you need to know going forward is butt pencils, world of warcraft, Kia Sorento, and that jake is getting laid.

 

Looks like @Mr. Serotonin is the man for this job!

 

Be wary of this thread. Time and again, I've tried to go back to the politics forum and this thread just drags me back.