(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 358

I didn't have sex last night but I most certainly got fucked at work.

 

Just realized that since I’ve moved to SoCal I have yet to have sex with a classmate. It’s my last semester. I gotta do somethin bout this

 

ironically this shows that you have no class

 

can't spell class without ass amirite

 

Oooo a coworker. I like

 

@Ass with a Blog

 

A 9-top walk in at 9:15p, and they were all dicks. I was hungover from the night before and we were about to close. I was exhausted at the end.

 

Damn an orgy?!

 

I can’t. My girl just got her hair done for a job interview in the morning. No fun stuff

 

lets get this wow talk going

 

i played for 10 minutes once in college

 

My roommate from 7 years ago played it.

 

Pregnant sex is the best sex

 

You can still eat ass just fyi

 

I ache again.

Also, this whole driving to work for 2 hours thing really isn't for me. I feel like absolute shit.

 

there all is aching

 

You likely didn’t stretch. Beforehand. Rookie mistake.

 

Don't think stretching does anything for friction, man.

 

I had a first the other night that has never happened before. Me and milady climaxed at the exact same time. It was insane.

 

Welcome to the club, Dan! You scallywag, you!

 

Re: all the teacher talk the other day

 

TFW she take out tha dentures