No, no I have not. Lol. But I do get a kick out of thinking about how most of my students envision me as some nice bland dude who goes home and does homework for class and grades and watches nerdy movies and videos. Meanwhile, I think about things me and my wife do and say to each other in bed and I’m like “man my teachers were just as freaky as me and my high school gf were” and it’s...weird to realize that lol
Also that reminds me my wife called me a DILF the other day and I felt simultaneously old and also happy lol
We're both high school teachers so I am banging a high school teacher mom and she is banging a high school teacher dad. Goddamn we're old now.
Left the house at 9 last night to drive 100 miles into this girl's bed. I think I have a problem. A really hot problem.