(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 356

So,


Unexpected DID IT last night.

 

Nice. I didn’t realize WoW Classic was out already

 

nice man any foot stuff?

 

Nope. I don't pull out all my cards on the first night.

I will say, the only awkward part was when I dozed off after, thinking it was over, and then suddenly woke up to my ass cheeks being squeezed. and I was in the big spoon position, so she was doing a reach back? A first for me.

 

Who was it, a rando?

 

My roommate's girlfriend's friend. And she is a teacher, so if we do get to hang out again, I want detention.

 

Phewwww man this testosterone has really kicked in, I borked Cait twice today so far

 

Getting that "my life is about to be miserable for 9 months" last minute dick appointment in

 

You taking T pills or something?

 

Wait a minute... Dan didn't sire offspring did he

 

Injections bro, I had real Low T. Around 275. Drugs fucked it up big time in my 20s I suppose.

 

Lol naw she has an IUD until 2021

 

Phew

 

Apparently after some drunken sex last night I just passed out in the bed. I remember the sex but not falling asleep. My parents just took our kid for an hour so I’m trying to get round two going with the wife but she’s still hungover

 

I think you meant last minute tongue in the butt. Her request, not mine. Who am I to disappoint.

 

Hahahaha

 

10x's hotter than feet. It makes feet, feet again.

 

Yeah, not much compares tbh

 

Lol

And tomorrow she’ll be with children teaching them how to do math.

Now that I’m a teacher I find my past naive notions of my teachers’ innocence so funny haha

 

Ever go to class w a buttplug?

 

There are two types of people. One that likes getting their ass eaten and the other hasn’t had their ass eaten yet.