(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 353

#PracticeWhatYouPreach
#PraiseGod
#WWBJ

 

do i dare ask

 

Right on the lords property

 

Here's the church,
Here's the steeple,
Open the doors,
and there's my ****.

 

my first year in college i exclusively had sex in car cause my roommate smelled like cheese and was always around and my suitemate was always playing EDM and DDR. its what i had to do.

 

What kinda cheese, ya think?

 

What about your partner's place

 

Like the nasty kind you spray out a can

He lived at home with parents and commuted to school

 

I saw a video online of 2 people doin' s*x at a Popeyes. Those new sandwiches they got up there must really be somethin'.

 

link?

 

phub search query "f***** at popeyes" it should be the only one, but it'd be funny if it's not.

 

sounds like a spicy vid

 

More than chicken breasts, I’ll tell ya that

 

Have your partner stop you and begin vomiting while you're standing there naked and exposed/aroused. Lemme know how badass you feel then.

 

Oh well when ya put it that way it sounds awful

 

My actual drunk thoughts in the moment:

"Please don't let me get beat up naked."

 

The trick is keepin’ your boner between yourself and your opponent. Have your dick kinda say “ya gotta get through me first” then they usually just leave you alone. They call that flesh joustin’ when your opponent is boned up too.

 

Trust him he’s a doctor

 

My dad used to do a lil fencin’ in his free time too, down at UF

 

Now we are getting Culver’s for dinner

 

Get a concrete mix-her.

 

getting your bun buttered

 

Doing the thing wasn’t the best idea because I have to drive three hours and I’m TiReD

 

Damn that's some real #CulversCommittment

 

I'm at the pizzacade again