(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 352

I lost my virginity in my truck in a park parking lot

 

Uhhhhh

Church parking lot and very top of a parking ramp

 

Wow and I’m the heathen!? You blasphemer

 

we aren’t talking about me though, James

 

Parking... ramp??

 

I won’t discuss the topic any further, chase

That was the old me

 

Lisa needs braces

 

Well she does now

 

this is texas in a sentence

 

I think that's how the third verse of old town road starts

 

Got horses in the back
The back of my truck
That is where I fuck

 

I've done a church parking lot/in a car once before. Didn't feel any closer to Jesus, and Honda Civics are too small. Would not try again.

 

I recommend a Nissan Sentra

 

Should've been the rodeo parking lot

 

Church parking lot was in a Honda CR-V

We are Honda siblings

 

I'd probably say my worst experience ever was in a dorm bathroom after a party died down. It was a long-term friend and we were both wasted. Neither of us even went to college in New Paltz, but were there for a party her friend's were throwing. Hot and heavy until suddenly she stops me and began to hurl profusely into the toilet. While this is going on, and i'm standing there naked with an erection, HER EX BOYFRIEND starts banging on the door. She's throwing up, he's yelling, and I was trying to remain standing is all I really remember.

I woke up the next day on the couch of an apt in my boxer briefs, while her and her friend were sitting having coffee at a table probably 15 feet away from me.

 

Dollar Movie parking lot in a minivan while we were supposed to be getting her mom some popcorn. Wasn’t my virginity though.

 

what do you get if you last longer than 8 seconds?

 

They tore down paradise
And ****ed in a parking lot

 

According to Garth Brooks, white knuckles, a gold buckle, and the roar of a Sunday crowd

 

Great now that songs stuck in my head

 

church parking lot is good fuck*ng

 

What're you talkin' about? That is badass.