(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 35

at least you don't have to tell them she's cumming

 

Wonder how loud she is

 

Lmao

 

don't forget to scream louder. to assert your dominance

 

You should make her call you by your WoW char name during sex @stillbrazy

 

stay hydrated @stillbrazy

 

Do push ups @stillbrazy

 

lock your battle.net account @stillbrazy

 

stay brazy @stillbrazy

 

wear your gaming wrist brace during foreplay. safety first @stillbrazy

 

Don't forget to get enthusiastic consent.

 

I'm leaving to go pick her up extremely soon

 

early flight, she gon be real tired. maybe toooo tired.

 

If you use a condom during sex, is your dick a tricked out Kia Sorento?

 

sport package.

 

what song will you be playing when she gets in the car

answer: "truffle butter" "and youre getting in the car and youre coming to the crib are we clear right now huh?"

then waynes verse of utter filth and raunch

 

Nah, bruh. He has to get her playing "Big Beast" by Killer Mike and at the precise moment where Bun B says:

An O.G. saw a young Bun B as a prospect
Thought that I would understand the streets from a very young age
So he opened up the G code to the front page
He sat me on the porch, said, "This where little dogs sit"
Pointed at the yard, said, "That's where big dogs shit"

 

If he's playing anything other than Crazy Town's Butterfly when she gets in the car he will not be getting laid this visit.

 

Hahah, nah dude

 

See? So you know it can be done...

 

dang ya was gonna say bring that woman a pillow for the car ride home haha.

 

I'm listening to is the is are

 

Much to the chagrin of one's partner.

 

jenkins classic

 

Let the girl get a nap before the sexathon begins..dang!