(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 346

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    We closed the front door and all hell broke loose. Clothes were banished, curtains were closed and time seemed to shift. So much of me ached by the following afternoon. After the first round, I genuinely thought I'd broken something (there were four rounds). The muscles in my neck and throat ached for days after.

    Also, in amongst all this filth, I've got a massive and quite genuine crush on her. She's fucking lovely...
     
  2. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I would hope so
     
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  3. David87

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    Are you British? These last few story posts have felt like a British sex story.
     
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  4. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    there's far too much description for Con to be British. stiff upper lip, mums the word and all that. wot wot
     
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  5. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    well what do I know, Bristol
     
  6. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I thought I'd kept it pretty vague. It's certainly a lot more vague than the very vivid memories I have of it...

    Yup, I am a Brit. Thought everyone knew about my disability in the threads I post in!
     
  7. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    I have become so Americanized I can't sense one of my own
     
  8. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I bet you've started calling crisps chips, haven't you? Traitor.
     
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  9. bigmike

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    What’s the punishment in the UK for calling crisps chips?
     
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  10. Rob Hughes

    I wish you'd love me for life

    hung, drawn and quartered
     
  11. StuffinCups

    Hurley apologist Supporter

  12. Dog with a Blog

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    Are French fries ever called “French chips” or nah
     
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  13. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    Might as well burn my passport

    However I will NEVER say cilantro, ‘erb and bay-sil.
     
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  14. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Nah. Chips and fries are both used, depending on the way the potato is sliced.

    Once they're fried and put in a sealed bag though, they are crisps!
     
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  15. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Force fed dry, un-toasted crumpets.
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    What'd you mean?
     
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  17. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    coriander FFS. Herb has a H use it, and its Basil. Going to the grocery store with the gf is a constant source of hilarity for her
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    I'm a mouse duh Supporter

    Coriander I hardly know her
     
  19. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  20. BlueEyesBrewing

    Trusted Supporter

    coriander is the seed, cilantro is the leaf. do you pronounce the "h" in honest?
     
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  21. Ken

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    cilantro is the Spanish word for coriander
     
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  22. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    coriander seeds produce coriander. as Ken said, cilantro is Spanish for coriander hence its use here. however it is correctly known as coriander. also the latin is coriandrum...so..... coriander.

    the word coriander has lost all meaning now
     
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  23. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Did someone do s*x with a spice rack or somethin?
     
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  24. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    don't knock it till you've tried it
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Or DO knock it if ya know what I’m sayin’