(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 346

This tastes like soap

 

I think you mean shit. This tastes like shit.

 

Probably. There’s definitely one that tastes like soap though. Maybe the purple packaging

 

eat it off a partner's navel dicky

 

what is this

 

the only way to eat brussel sprouts

 

Inception (2010)

 

I have company again for this weekend. I may have purchased a few toys (she likes that sort of thing), which I have kept from her thus far. It's going to be a riot.

 

??

 

I totally had this toy

 

Also:

 

has anyone ever brought taco bell into their bedroom? asking for a friend.

 

she said wrap your boy not wrappy boi

 

y not both

 

Seems like more of a bathroom type meal

 

you eat meals in the bathroom? what's the basis?

 

Nah, I just assume you'd wanna be close for when you throw up. I don't eat taco bell. I don't like the feeling of throwing up.

 

he’s being efficient

 

don't talk shit on taco bell or you'll be canceled

 

So it’s been something like 8-10ish weeks, possibly more, because my wife was very pregnant so we weren’t doing it as often and then she went into early labor and had an emergency c section. We’ve fooled around a couple of times in the last week or two, did some booby sex which was a first for me and it was amazing. But between that and the pregnancy we haven’t had more than slow, careful sex in a lonnnnng time, and if you’ve seen the latest episodes of jersey shore, we’ve taken to walking around the house chanting the same chant they did about Angelina lol. Needless to say we’ve been counting down the days to the 6 weeks post-delivery mark. Though I think the first time is also going to be slow and careful as well hah.

 

I do not usually post in this thread but I just want to RANT about men who whine about condoms being uncomfortable (unless they are allergic obv). Oh boo hoo it's a lil uncomfy??? Women have to take a pill EVERY DAY at the same time which can severely mess with our hormones and increase chances of cancer, or we get an implant in our arm which can cause scarring and also hormonal issues, or we can get an IUD inserted into our body!!! U can deal.

 

1)Congrats on the new addition!
2) My wife is currently 32 weeks pregnant and I feel like this pregnancy the horniness for both of us is lessened for whatever reason
3) I'm a BIG fan of sex while my wife is pregnant and it makes me sad that this will likely be there last child

 

32/4=8 months