(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 344

I think I'm legitimately injured.

 

Consult a Doctor ate

 

I survived the no kisses. What happened afterwards was something else.

 

Go on...

 

We closed the front door and all hell broke loose. Clothes were banished, curtains were closed and time seemed to shift. So much of me ached by the following afternoon. After the first round, I genuinely thought I'd broken something (there were four rounds). The muscles in my neck and throat ached for days after.

Also, in amongst all this filth, I've got a massive and quite genuine crush on her. She's fucking lovely...

 

I would hope so

 

Are you British? These last few story posts have felt like a British sex story.

 

there's far too much description for Con to be British. stiff upper lip, mums the word and all that. wot wot

 

well what do I know, Bristol

 

I thought I'd kept it pretty vague. It's certainly a lot more vague than the very vivid memories I have of it...

Yup, I am a Brit. Thought everyone knew about my disability in the threads I post in!

 

I have become so Americanized I can't sense one of my own

 

I bet you've started calling crisps chips, haven't you? Traitor.

 

What’s the punishment in the UK for calling crisps chips?

 

hung, drawn and quartered

 

name of your sex tape

 

Are French fries ever called “French chips” or nah

 

Might as well burn my passport

However I will NEVER say cilantro, ‘erb and bay-sil.

 

Nah. Chips and fries are both used, depending on the way the potato is sliced.

Once they're fried and put in a sealed bag though, they are crisps!

 

Force fed dry, un-toasted crumpets.

 

What'd you mean?

 

coriander FFS. Herb has a H use it, and its Basil. Going to the grocery store with the gf is a constant source of hilarity for her

 

Coriander I hardly know her

 

Coriander is that forgotten spice girl

 

coriander is the seed, cilantro is the leaf. do you pronounce the "h" in honest?