(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 344

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

  2. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    It usually takes my boys a couple days to get full feeling back. Doesn't hurt, just numbs stuff.
     
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  3. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    :devil:
     
  4. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    It even says in the directions not to use it on your privates
     
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  5. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I feel like I'd miss it though
     
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  6. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    Yeah, but the hair on my publics isn't what needs to go.
     
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  7. GrantCloud

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  8. GrantCloud

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    Cups did you really do it tho
     
  9. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    no :tear: I was devil facing :devil: you guys' veet talk :kiss::alien::wine:
     
  10. dylan

    But I find there is time Prestigious

    wtf is veet
     
  11. Ken

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  12. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Does it not concern you that they're numb for a couple of days? I'd be worried if any part of me went numb for two days. :crylaugh:
     
  13. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    Champagne blowjobs are wild y’all
     
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  14. tippergore

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    seems like that would leave you with a case of,,,,,,,,









    sticky dicky
     
  15. Kingjohn_654

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    Linkin Park wrote a song about it and they seem fine.
     
  16. currytheword

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    Reason no. 456 why we aren't having sex: We can't feel our privates in the first place.
     
  17. tippergore

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  18. GrantCloud

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    You need to leave gore
     
  19. Ken

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  20. ChaseTx

    Nuke the site from orbit. The only way to be sure Prestigious

    Is that like a blowjay with a mouthful of champagne? What other beverages have you used

    Perhaps Big Red?
     
  21. Kingjohn_654

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  22. Taketimeandfind

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    Big Red. Gotta love it
     
  23. Colby Searcy

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    Mountain Dew or Baja Blast would probably be interesting
     
  24. Ken

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    baja blast hot tub :hearteyes:
     
  25. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    I guess anything cold and fizzy would work but I’m boujee AF (I’m not)