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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 342

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    That sounds expensive though. What kinda moneybags you think I make Ken?
     
  2. Ken

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    Try it and you’ll see.
     
  3. Kingjohn_654

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  4. Kingjohn_654

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    It usually takes my boys a couple days to get full feeling back. Doesn't hurt, just numbs stuff.
     
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  5. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    :devil:
     
  6. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    It even says in the directions not to use it on your privates
     
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  7. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I feel like I'd miss it though
     
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  8. Kingjohn_654

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    Yeah, but the hair on my publics isn't what needs to go.
     
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  9. GrantCloud

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  10. GrantCloud

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    Cups did you really do it tho
     
  11. SlappinCups

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    no :tear: I was devil facing :devil: you guys' veet talk :kiss::alien::wine:
     
  12. wtf is veet
     
  13. Ken

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  14. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Does it not concern you that they're numb for a couple of days? I'd be worried if any part of me went numb for two days. :crylaugh:
     
  15. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Champagne blowjobs are wild y’all
     
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  16. tippergore

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    seems like that would leave you with a case of,,,,,,,,









    sticky dicky
     
  17. Kingjohn_654

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    Linkin Park wrote a song about it and they seem fine.
     
  18. currytheword

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    Reason no. 456 why we aren't having sex: We can't feel our privates in the first place.
     
  19. tippergore

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  20. GrantCloud

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    You need to leave gore
     
  21. Ken

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  22. ChaseTx

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    Is that like a blowjay with a mouthful of champagne? What other beverages have you used

    Perhaps Big Red?
     
  23. Kingjohn_654

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  24. Taketimeandfind

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    Big Red. Gotta love it
     
  25. Colby Searcy

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    Mountain Dew or Baja Blast would probably be interesting