(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 340

Well, here I am, let’s talk about dating you wanna go on a date or something

 

Given our respective locations this might prove difficult. That said, if you’re willing to go on a FaceTime date, I’m down. But when it comes to like FaceTime sex that is something @dylan and @thesoftskeleton are far more versed in and I’d have to go to them for pointers

 

We've moved onto to home plate here bud

 

not appropriate james

 

If @dylan is involved it won’t be a very large point

 

W H O A.

 

I don’t follow baseball

 

what are you implying

 

Uh, uh, uh, that you’re bad at explaining things

 

Not a thing.

 

what’s the thing you got kj

 

my b, y'all and catholics have so many kids I thought y'all didn't do condoms too

 

One time me and my wife went to the sex shop and we parked next to a car that had their 10 year old looking kid watching Netflix in the back seat waiting for their parents. I felt bad

 

the Catholic church is bad, I know super controversial

 

@dylan take notes on what a good gimmick is

 

I swear to god James

No condoms are a go but sometimes people don’t do birth control

 

and Ian claims he doesn't f**k

 

Have any of us not made sex toy purchases? Come on gentlemen, it’s 2019 men are the last thing to get a woman off these days.

Ya need tools.

 

borked cait this morning

 

how romantic

 

don't sound too excited

 

congrats on the bork

 

im german