(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 34

Anarchy only

 

please do it will help thanks

 

We're going to make you play WoW

 

Obama is so sexy.

 

I didn't know 2-3 hour sex was that unusual. The previous girl I was with wanted to go even longer than that, but by then I was practically spittin' out dust so it was just about physically impossible to go any longer.

 

PRO-TIP: Tighten the screws on your bed. Squeaks are very distracting and you don't want that.

 

I don't have a bed frame so I don't have to worry about that

 

I'm doing the thing tomorrow too. Thursday is a good day for Jakes.

 

I'm scared

 

I'm gonna blow it

 

If "it" is a huge load, then yes.

 

literally or figuratively. probably both. you gotta do some prepwork, bro.

 

Help

 

How to have vaginal sex | AVERT

 

I can use this

 

Don't know how much this'll help YOU but

 

just jerk off a lot before you pick her up tomorrow

 

the New York Times is lit

 

i hope she's reading this thread, laughing at how nervous you are

 

It's wild to think about how many people in here aren't familiar with the greatness that is an au natural wang

I can't remember the context but circumcision got brought up between my mom and I somewhat recently and I let her know that I'm grateful they didn't do that to me. She seemed very relieved.

dude don't stress about it. I'm sure you've told her you're not in game shape. It should be fun. Just have fun. If you prejac just laugh it off, take 5, and get back in there slugger. You have plenty of ways to attend to her needs that don't involve a penis while you recuperate.

 

I had a secret make out sesh with this girl I work with from Honduras on our lunch break.

Today was great touched some booty

 

You should've eaten the booty. It was a lunch break after all.

 

I can't sleeeeep

 

I remember when my biggest problem was having to tell my parents she's coming