(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 339

I was trying to think of what the most conservative thing you could buy at a sex shop would be and thought it must be condoms or lube. then it occurred to me that that sounds exactly like something KJ would do

 

Condoms and lube to try anal?

 

and no condoms because he's mormon

 

First (and only) time I went to a sex shop I was probably pretty similar tbh. I definitely wasn't very sexually cultured and didn't understand, but my now wife helped to change that.

Now there isn't really a huge need to go to an actual sex shop with everything being online and whatnot. There is even an online Christian Sex Shop.

 

link?

 

Marrieddance.com

 

What is a Christian sex shop sell that’s different? Like crucifix dildos or something? Honest question.

 

My exes and I would shop around occasionally for stuff. One time I bought like this off brand fleshlight deepthroat simulator. Wasn’t very good. Tossed it in the trash before I moved lol. I mean, it felt better than my hand but you had to keep lube for it obviously which was a mess. and for being a deepthroat variant it wasn’t very big my dick would pop out the other end which didn’t feel very good and ruined the immersion. Not to suggest my dick is massive or anything lol it was just designed poorly. I’d totally use an actual fleshlight tho but they are pretty expensive.

 

@K0ta do the thing

 

Basically no nudity/porn and everything is marriage/relationship centric

 

lol

 

@Dog with a Blog I'm proud of your efforts in this thread.

 

What in the world is this

 

Art.

Also missed opportunity by not asking what the hell is this.

 

God dammit

 

rosary beads

 

Wow @Anthony_ has only posted in here once. That’s honestly commendable

 

Why

 

You’re pure

 

did you look to see how much I posted in here for a reason or just to be a big ol creepy stalker

 

Lol no I was just looking at the top posters feature and saw that you only had one post

 

Also yes