(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 339

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. currytheword

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    Do you make up for it with chest hair and an 80’s pornstar bush?
     
  2. Dog with a Blog

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    Yeah
     
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  3. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    This immediately reminded me of the scene in Big Mouth, where the kid climaxes to the thought of a tomato.


    My rule is that you can make bald jokes, but only if they're actually good. I've been quite mean to people who make shit 'jokes'. :teethsmile:
     
  4. Ken

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    I've heard rumors.
     
  5. Mr. Serotonin Jun 11, 2019
    (Last edited: Jun 11, 2019)
    Mr. Serotonin

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  6. dylan

    But I find there is time Prestigious

    no you were right, james is just being gross and toxic yet again
     
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  7. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Prestigious

    classic james is more like it
     
  8. Dog with a Blog

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    Y’all are dumb
     
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  9. Mr. Serotonin

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  10. Ken

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    :demon::demon::demon::demon::demon::demon::demon::demon::cringe::robot::eggs::disk::wave::drumstick::wet::musical::musical::sax::donut::upside::moon::hammer::blush:
     
  11. Dog with a Blog

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    I’m tired
     
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  12. Dog with a Blog

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    So tired
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog

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    I’m tired of
     
  14. noxee

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    Chasing the postman? Peeing on fire hydrates? The slow burn of existential dread?
     
  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I know I should get next to you
    You got a look that makes me think you're cool
    But it's just sexual attraction
    Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin'
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

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    Haaaaaving sex
     
  17. Mr. Serotonin

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  18. noxee

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    GrantCloud and Dog with a Blog like this.
  19. David87

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    On one hand I agree with this take because it's like, I've definitely done it to people I know who will definitely never know about it, so I guess I kind of project my own alone time sexy time habits onto other people, so I gotta assume there's been a few people out there who have found me attractive enough to do it?

    ....But on the other hand, this is pretty much where I'm at:crylaugh:I don't think I'm ugly but I also do not have near enough self confidence to think "Oh yeah, someone has definitely rubbed one out/humped a pillow to the thought of me" because I certainly never would think of myself as someone to fantasize about:embarrassed:
     
  20. Kingjohn_654

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    Last week I went to a sex shop for the first time. My face was red the whole time. I'm such a prude.
     
  21. Rob Hughes

    You know me I've always been a little masochistic

    Kingjohn_69
     
  22. GrantCloud

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    rob
     
  23. marsupial jones

    pending approval

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  24. Kingjohn_654

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    That's how I feel about hugs. How did that become a thing?
     
  25. dadbolt

    is it easy to keep so quiet? Prestigious

    what did you get?