Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.
Do you make up for it with chest hair and an 80’s pornstar bush?
This immediately reminded me of the scene in Big Mouth, where the kid climaxes to the thought of a tomato.
My rule is that you can make bald jokes, but only if they're actually good. I've been quite mean to people who make shit 'jokes'.
I've heard rumors.
Break you off a piece, kat daddy
no you were right, james is just being gross and toxic yet again
classic james is more like it
Y’all are dumb
They're so immature.
I’m tired of
Chasing the postman? Peeing on fire hydrates? The slow burn of existential dread?
I know I should get next to you
You got a look that makes me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin'
How's Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?
On one hand I agree with this take because it's like, I've definitely done it to people I know who will definitely never know about it, so I guess I kind of project my own alone time sexy time habits onto other people, so I gotta assume there's been a few people out there who have found me attractive enough to do it?
....But on the other hand, this is pretty much where I'm atI don't think I'm ugly but I also do not have near enough self confidence to think "Oh yeah, someone has definitely rubbed one out/humped a pillow to the thought of me" because I certainly never would think of myself as someone to fantasize about
Last week I went to a sex shop for the first time. My face was red the whole time. I'm such a prude.
That's how I feel about hugs. How did that become a thing?
what did you get?