Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.
how can it be consensual you can prove me wrong maybe
Lol dude. It’s fantasy. Do you think people masturbate simply to feeling alone? I’d argue that like 99% of the time it’s to the idea of having sex with someone. It has nothing to do with being a man. Like, do you not think that lesbians masturbate to the idea of other women? It’s not real. It’s for release and exploration. In fact, I’d argue that it’s almost healthy even.
For example, we all know that @ComedownMachine wants to have sex with KitKat. Rather than breaking up with Daisy or worse, cheating on her, he should just go rub one out to the fantasy of him and KitKat and then realize it’s probably not even worth it
Like an actual kitkat?
Could be, I don’t kink shame
me overthinking it is classic me lol
I don't know I'm pure
No, my presumption is that everyone is so self-hating that no one would wonder if anyone is thinking of us while masturbating because we find ourselves to be repulsive, y’know?
I've cranked it to your beer recs if that makes you feel better
I’d be real mad. Ask first.
My serious point to make, people better be masturbating to the thought of other people. Because if they’re masturbating to the thought of anything else, that’s weird/probs not good.
Sex is so weird. Who was the first one to be like hmm let's stick this thing in here? Like let's stick this body part in another body part? wild.
thank god they did tho tbh
I'm immediately reminded of why I don't follow this thread.
I’m just providing answers
you're monkeyin' around and you know it
wow I didn't know Dan made a porno
You gorilla do that to me?
See, this is how I think about food all the time. Who was like “you know, if I pull on this cow’s udders I can drink it’s milk” or “I bet if I break apart every one of these crab’s legs there will be delicious meat inside”
don't get me started on chicken and pineapple
You can’t sub to a thread you know you’re not gonna enjoy. That’s practically self-abuse.
Also, I felt really horrible for a close friend of mine who became table talk at the bar Saturday night. There was a collective “oh yeah I’ve always heard he had a small dick”, then a “yeah I’ve seen that microdick before.” Even though ive heard it too, the women present did NOT care about dragging him publicly.
Yeah, that sucks. Not fair to make fun of something that someone can’t change*
*y’all can make fun of me for being bald all you want but that’s different