(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 338

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  2. Dog with a Blog

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    Lol dude. It’s fantasy. Do you think people masturbate simply to feeling alone? I’d argue that like 99% of the time it’s to the idea of having sex with someone. It has nothing to do with being a man. Like, do you not think that lesbians masturbate to the idea of other women? It’s not real. It’s for release and exploration. In fact, I’d argue that it’s almost healthy even.

    For example, we all know that @ComedownMachine wants to have sex with KitKat. Rather than breaking up with Daisy or worse, cheating on her, he should just go rub one out to the fantasy of him and KitKat and then realize it’s probably not even worth it
     
  3. Sean Murphy

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    Like an actual kitkat?
     
  4. ComedownMachine

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  5. Dog with a Blog

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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    me overthinking it is classic me lol
    I don't know I'm pure
     
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  7. bigmike

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    No, my presumption is that everyone is so self-hating that no one would wonder if anyone is thinking of us while masturbating because we find ourselves to be repulsive, y’know?
     
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  8. SlappinCups

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    I've cranked it to your beer recs if that makes you feel better
     
  9. Dog with a Blog

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    CrankinCups
     
  10. currytheword

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    I’d be real mad. Ask first.
     
  11. currytheword

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    My serious point to make, people better be masturbating to the thought of other people. Because if they’re masturbating to the thought of anything else, that’s weird/probs not good.
     
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  12. Kiana

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    Sex is so weird. Who was the first one to be like hmm let's stick this thing in here? Like let's stick this body part in another body part? wild.
     
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  13. Sean Murphy

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    thank god they did tho tbh
     
  14. Dog with a Blog

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  15. Kiana

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    I'm immediately reminded of why I don't follow this thread.
     
  16. Dog with a Blog

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    I’m just providing answers
     
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  17. SlappinCups

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    you're monkeyin' around and you know it
     
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  18. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    wow I didn't know Dan made a porno
     
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  19. Dog with a Blog

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    You gorilla do that to me?
     
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  20. Taketimeandfind

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    See, this is how I think about food all the time. Who was like “you know, if I pull on this cow’s udders I can drink it’s milk” or “I bet if I break apart every one of these crab’s legs there will be delicious meat inside”
     
  21. Dog with a Blog

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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    don't get me started on chicken and pineapple
     
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  23. currytheword

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    You can’t sub to a thread you know you’re not gonna enjoy. That’s practically self-abuse.
     
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  24. currytheword

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    Also, I felt really horrible for a close friend of mine who became table talk at the bar Saturday night. There was a collective “oh yeah I’ve always heard he had a small dick”, then a “yeah I’ve seen that microdick before.” Even though ive heard it too, the women present did NOT care about dragging him publicly.
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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    Yeah, that sucks. Not fair to make fun of something that someone can’t change*



    *y’all can make fun of me for being bald all you want but that’s different
     
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