(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 337

don't get me started on chicken and pineapple

 

You can’t sub to a thread you know you’re not gonna enjoy. That’s practically self-abuse.

 

Also, I felt really horrible for a close friend of mine who became table talk at the bar Saturday night. There was a collective “oh yeah I’ve always heard he had a small dick”, then a “yeah I’ve seen that microdick before.” Even though ive heard it too, the women present did NOT care about dragging him publicly.

 

Yeah, that sucks. Not fair to make fun of something that someone can’t change*



*y’all can make fun of me for being bald all you want but that’s different

 

Do you make up for it with chest hair and an 80’s pornstar bush?

 

Yeah

 

This immediately reminded me of the scene in Big Mouth, where the kid climaxes to the thought of a tomato.

My rule is that you can make bald jokes, but only if they're actually good. I've been quite mean to people who make shit 'jokes'.

 

I've heard rumors.

 

Break you off a piece, kat daddy

 

no you were right, james is just being gross and toxic yet again

 

classic james is more like it

 

Y’all are dumb

 

They're so immature.

 

I’m tired

 

So tired

 

I’m tired of

 

Chasing the postman? Peeing on fire hydrates? The slow burn of existential dread?

 

I know I should get next to you
You got a look that makes me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin'

 

Haaaaaving sex

 

YyyeeeAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

 

How's Mrs Palmer and her five daughters?

 

On one hand I agree with this take because it's like, I've definitely done it to people I know who will definitely never know about it, so I guess I kind of project my own alone time sexy time habits onto other people, so I gotta assume there's been a few people out there who have found me attractive enough to do it?

....But on the other hand, this is pretty much where I'm atI don't think I'm ugly but I also do not have near enough self confidence to think "Oh yeah, someone has definitely rubbed one out/humped a pillow to the thought of me" because I certainly never would think of myself as someone to fantasize about

 

Last week I went to a sex shop for the first time. My face was red the whole time. I'm such a prude.