Also, I felt really horrible for a close friend of mine who became table talk at the bar Saturday night. There was a collective “oh yeah I’ve always heard he had a small dick”, then a “yeah I’ve seen that microdick before.” Even though ive heard it too, the women present did NOT care about dragging him publicly.
Yeah, that sucks. Not fair to make fun of something that someone can’t change* *y’all can make fun of me for being bald all you want but that’s different
This immediately reminded me of the scene in Big Mouth, where the kid climaxes to the thought of a tomato. My rule is that you can make bald jokes, but only if they're actually good. I've been quite mean to people who make shit 'jokes'.
I know I should get next to you You got a look that makes me think you're cool But it's just sexual attraction Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin'
On one hand I agree with this take because it's like, I've definitely done it to people I know who will definitely never know about it, so I guess I kind of project my own alone time sexy time habits onto other people, so I gotta assume there's been a few people out there who have found me attractive enough to do it? ....But on the other hand, this is pretty much where I'm atI don't think I'm ugly but I also do not have near enough self confidence to think "Oh yeah, someone has definitely rubbed one out/humped a pillow to the thought of me" because I certainly never would think of myself as someone to fantasize about