(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 336

I have wondered this actually - or just like, who might think about you that way that youll never probably know.

 

Is there anyone in the word that likes themselves enough to even entertain that idea?

 

also how much male privilege do you need that someone jerking off to you without your knowledge sounds nice

 

James

 

I mean, I’ve masturbated to the idea of people before. It’s pretty reasonable to wonder if anyone else has ever done the same. Doesn’t have to do with liking yourself

 

This is.....dumb

 

how can it be consensual you can prove me wrong maybe

 

Lol dude. It’s fantasy. Do you think people masturbate simply to feeling alone? I’d argue that like 99% of the time it’s to the idea of having sex with someone. It has nothing to do with being a man. Like, do you not think that lesbians masturbate to the idea of other women? It’s not real. It’s for release and exploration. In fact, I’d argue that it’s almost healthy even.

For example, we all know that @ComedownMachine wants to have sex with KitKat. Rather than breaking up with Daisy or worse, cheating on her, he should just go rub one out to the fantasy of him and KitKat and then realize it’s probably not even worth it

 

Like an actual kitkat?

 

Could be, I don’t kink shame

 

me overthinking it is classic me lol
I don't know I'm pure

 

No, my presumption is that everyone is so self-hating that no one would wonder if anyone is thinking of us while masturbating because we find ourselves to be repulsive, y’know?

 

I've cranked it to your beer recs if that makes you feel better

 

CrankinCups

 

I’d be real mad. Ask first.

 

My serious point to make, people better be masturbating to the thought of other people. Because if they’re masturbating to the thought of anything else, that’s weird/probs not good.

 

Sex is so weird. Who was the first one to be like hmm let's stick this thing in here? Like let's stick this body part in another body part? wild.

 

thank god they did tho tbh

 

I'm immediately reminded of why I don't follow this thread.

 

I’m just providing answers

 

you're monkeyin' around and you know it

 

wow I didn't know Dan made a porno

 

You gorilla do that to me?

 

See, this is how I think about food all the time. Who was like “you know, if I pull on this cow’s udders I can drink it’s milk” or “I bet if I break apart every one of these crab’s legs there will be delicious meat inside”