(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 335

Y’all

 

was this like an Abbi's blue dress situation

 

lmao I was in the process of trying to joke about how @mad def had to post that ‘fit pic now but this is a funnier and less creepy way to tie those together

 

I got no pictures of my outfit
But I did get ** ***** ***

 

Fuckin William Barr over here

 

A little salty you decided to share this information after i left Texas
next time I'm only staying with derek

 

Salty... about beef jerky... heh

 

@Mr. Serotonin can you translate this plz?

 

I think it's my p**** ate

 

Is this when someone makes a pizza joke or whatever

 

Can someone translate this plz?

 

y'all are pervs

 

Shut up

 

This information was shared 2 years before you came to Texas!

 

I think perhaps one of my employees, of whom I would indeed have sexual relations with, attempted a derrière ring tonight


Wants to hang at 2am but will be asleep by 3? So we would only hang out for an hour at most? Quite interesting indeed

 

Perhaps she wanted a bedtime story?

 

Read to her by Daddy.

 

Y’all ever wonder if someone has masturbated to you? I don’t mean like a S/O but just like a coworker or whatever

 

I'm fairly confident that won't be an issue for me

 

same

 

I have wondered this actually - or just like, who might think about you that way that youll never probably know.

 

Is there anyone in the word that likes themselves enough to even entertain that idea?

 

also how much male privilege do you need that someone jerking off to you without your knowledge sounds nice