(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 334

Mine don't annoy me, but other people's would.

 

I've never had much of an opinion of my balls one way or another. Except when I get hit in them, then I hate them. But that doesn't happen often these days.

 

What’s your secret?

 

live a very sedentary lifestyle

 

Not sure why it became a thing senior year of high school for us to hit each other in the nuts. Had to always be on guard. I remember one time some dude threw an apple at my balls and he got em straight on and it just fucking dropped me to the ground.

One of my best friends isn’t into actual penetration but he loves getting his balls kicked/stomped

 

Freshman year for me. We played nut ball. It was very serious, two people had to sit x amount of feet away from each other, legs spread, taking turns underhanding balls at each others nuts. Just........why?

 

when we were 13 it briefly became a thing in my school to randomly knee each other in the balls. one of my friends got me in the hallway before class so i decided to return the favour when we got to class

i kneed him the groin and he rolled over in exaggerated pain and everyone in the class laughed. about 30 seconds later he was still in pain so he put his hand down his trousers and when he took it back out it was covered in blood

he had to call his mom to come pick him up and bring him to the hospital where they told him that by attempting to knee him in the balls i somehow managed to tear his foreskin. he had to get multiple stitches. i got suspended for 3 days.

 

Holy fuckkkk

 

The adolescent male brain: hey, you know the most painful thing that can happen to you? Yeah, do that repeatedly

 

Is THAT what a bris is?

 

Did some weird shit, I’m in a good generation.

 

how does it compare to van dyke?

 

Am pleased to say that nut shots wasn't much of a game where I was from. The only person I know who found it repeatedly funny was someone we were at university with. He really should have known better by then...

I did once see a girl completely destroy a boy at school though. Guess we were around 14-15 at the time and there was this real gothy girl in our year. She was normally wearing those monstrous great rock boots. She had a bit of an attitude (she was a goth after all) and one of the boys was teasing her over something silly (nothing mean, they were friends).

Anyway, we're outside and it's hot. He goes to take his jumper off. He's stood there, arms and jumper over his head and legs slightly open. She just steps up and fucking buries her boot in his groin. She hit him so hard it actually lifted him off the ground. He goes down like a sack of shit and has to take the afternoon off. She gets suspended.

I have never pronely removed any garment in public since.

 

y'all are nutty

 

im glad i could open up a nut dialogue

 

In fourth grade I wouldn’t let a girl named Erica play in our football game at recess because we had an even number of people already so she kicked me in the nuts. Luckily it was winter so I was in like 8 snowmobile suits so I basically felt nothing.

 

Mike is sexist confirmed

#cancelbigmike

 

I did refuse to sign her yearbook at the end of fifth grade because of her kicking me. But I also deserved it.

 

H.A.G.S u little ******!

 

more like bigot mike

 

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