(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 333

Belvedere is a type of vodka I think

 

Weird flex but ok

 

believe me cloud i wish i could say my dick was the monstrosity but it's just the nuts

 

If they were a fruit, what kind would they be?

 

let's hope a squirrel doesn't get near them anytime soon then

 

rob

 

don't kink shame

 

alvin and the chipmunks would fuck with them nuts

 

Always found bicycle seats to be the worst culprits for sitting on oneself. It is deeply not fun.

You go to rest upon the usually comfortable seat, unaware that the spiteful bastard has surreptitiously cradled your jewels underneath you. Suddenly all is a deep and embarrassing pain, as you realise you only have yourself to blame for this agony.

 

10/10

 

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Trust me, I’m sure your dick is a monstrosity too

 

i think ive got a nice dick, while it may not command a room its pretty handsome as far as dicks go

 

Shrek all nutz n buttz

 

i have negative 10% butt but i sure do like them

 

i like the confidence. I think dicks in general just weird.

 

my doc really nailed the circumcision, wish i could drop the guy a yelp

 

See if he’ll do a commercial with you.

 

You ever think about gettin' the foreskin put back on? Like, do you miss it at all?

 

last thing my body needs is more skin

 

I guess you're right. Skin is kind of the ocean of the body.

 

Can't spell foreskin without sin.

 

Thank you ken.

 

Last page has been aces.

And balls are definitely annoying.