(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 332

Always make sure you have a clean apartment. Ladies are floored by that shit

 

u mean by the lack of floor shit

 

Touché

 

now I'm just imaging a guy bringing a girl up to his apartment being like "sorry for the mess haha" and there's a literal pile of shit on the floor.

 

I’ve had friends in college (and after sadly) that this has surely been the case for.

 

i hope they had pets

 

I can’t remember but I’m fairly positive that was their excuse.

 

jones you dog

 

He’s back in Australia! I’m going to England in November

 

awesome

 

pretty obvious he is down under

 

Just had sex for the first time in my new city

 

Just had some drunken fun with the wife for about an hour before we decided to give up. To be continued

 

twice in my life my left testicle has slipped from my scrotum into my greater hip/body cavity and it is so terrifying that i cannot even express that panic one feels until you move around just right to have it return to its rightful place. the second time was yesterday. this is second in terror only to when it's hot out and i sit on my own nuts. i know this isn't sex related but it's the closest home

 

change your name to Mr Belvedere

 

i dont get the reference

 

worst part of this is i have comically large nuts so the logistics don't even work out

 

big ogre

even bigger nuts

 

there's a story that Mr Belvedere sat on his nuts and they had to stop filming that's probably fake, didn't know it was actually possible

 

Everything being said in here makes me soooo happy I don't have balls

 

it happens if you go down with too much momentum in July, gotta watch the downswing