(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 331

Also I can’t believe I can post twice in one week after an almost 5 month dry spell
Praise be jesus he has risen etc

 

The Lord hath cum to bless this thread

 

I think I'd be more embarrassed to walk in on someone than to be walked in on. Well, unless I was in a particularly compromising position.

 

Yeah if it was just regular sex it’s embarrassing but not too bad but damn if someone walked in on me getting my *ss eaten they’d prolly be scarred for life

 

what's the cops story?

 

You know that show that used to be on? I think she's talking about that

 

Lmfaooo.

there’s a place called the causeway here that’s like a stretch of bridge beach that leads to a state park. When I was a teen it was ~the spot~ to go smoke and drink and hook up stuff. Technically the causeway closes at like 11 tho
So one time I was there to smoke with my first bf and we were hooking up and a cop rolled up. When he came up I like draped some clothing over me so that I wasn’t just sitting there naked looking at him.
It was great bc he just shamed the guy and was like “don’t do this to her!! She deserves better than being walked up on by a cop!”
And me being naked deterred him from questioning us more or searching us since we had weed/just smoked

 

Ask Christian mom

 

Nice

 

Divine intervention?

 

talk about immaculate conception

 

I had an old roommate walk in on me when I was a freshmen in college and she literally just texted me and she was like unmmm my bad. My mom nearly did and which my ex bf was able to quickly run to the bathroom with his clothes and I didn’t so I just pulled the covers up hahahahah as if she didn’t know but also I’m like convinced my mom thinks I’m a virgin cause she’s a fool. She never brought it up but I feel like she had to know it was pretty obvious

 

I've been caught by mothers and strangers but luckily never fathers. I feel like they might've killed me,

 

who were these strangers?

 

About 12 middle aged woman who seemingly enjoy jogging and/or voyeurism. I was underaged too, those sick fucks.

 

i remember this story now

 

Were you rubbing one out in a park?

 

I guess kind of? With someone else’s mouth.

 

I’ve never had the sex

 

There’s no way to know for sure!

 

Well, this thread turned out to be an interesting can of worms. Especially those fucking worms....... The more you know.

 

Same I’m all about that pure life

 

i'm really proud of my recent nudes that i'm too scared to send to anyone

 

aww your boo is back in Australia or are you in England?