(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 330

HAHAHAH oh my god. I was just kidding!!!!! But thank you for telling us the whole story

 

Well my mentions in the a1 thread SHOULD make up for it ya jerk. Start there.

 

I have to defend my honor! This is serious business!

 

There’s one thing @Dog with a Blog is serious about and it’s dat ass

 

i've received "exceeds expectations" on every single performance review I dont wanna hear it out of you if anything im the best public servant there's ever been.

 

I bet joe Biden hates ketchup too

 

Who’s balder Cory booker or Dylan

 

how dare you

 

Whose girlfriend is more out of their league

 

his. kaitie is the worst

 

This thread reversed my puberty

 

Made dinner and had kitchen sex. So happy my gf is home

 

Y’all think there are any Christians who think about Jesus when they rub one out? I wonder if that’s blasphemous or like the highest form of worship

 

Jesus

 

How do y'all deal with getting walked in on? My friend's roommate kinda did that to me and my gf last night, I just kinda stared at him. Shit was so uncomfortable, he just like walked out and we never talked after that.

 

i just invite 'em to join, they do a better job anyway

 

Damn. Cups progressive as hell.

I’ve never been walked in on to any capacity I don’t think

 

I'm kinda always terrified my wife and I are gonna be walked in on by my son

 

Glad to hear y’all are still slammin on the reg

 

How else do you think she got pregnant?

 

I’ve been “walked in on”/interrupted by parents, cops, friends....but it’s been yeaaars so yeah idk I don’t have any advice besides be so fucked up you don’t care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Also I can’t believe I can post twice in one week after an almost 5 month dry spell
Praise be jesus he has risen etc

 

The Lord hath cum to bless this thread

 

I think I'd be more embarrassed to walk in on someone than to be walked in on. Well, unless I was in a particularly compromising position.