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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 330

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2019
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    Jesus, this is like a game of telephone, this is so off base!!! I don’t have a “history,” it was just the first time I ate ass, and it wasn’t a a shower cap! I was venturing into unknown territory. It wasn’t cool to eat ass at the time, I was pioneer of eating ass this was like 8 years ago!
     
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  2. dadbolt Apr 18, 2019
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    this is way better than that story thank you mike
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2019
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    I literally just woke up. This is how I’m starting my day. Defending my ass eating history on an internet forum. See ma, told ya I’d make it.
     
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  4. supernovagirl Apr 18, 2019
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    HAHAHAH oh my god. I was just kidding!!!!! But thank you for telling us the whole story :heart:
     
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  6. supernovagirl Apr 18, 2019
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    Well my mentions in the a1 thread SHOULD make up for it ya jerk. Start there.
     
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  7. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2019
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    I have to defend my honor! This is serious business!
     
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  8. thesoftskeleton Apr 18, 2019
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  9. dylan Apr 18, 2019
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    i've received "exceeds expectations" on every single performance review I dont wanna hear it out of you if anything im the best public servant there's ever been.
     
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  10. bigmike Apr 18, 2019
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    I bet joe Biden hates ketchup too
     
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  11. bigmike Apr 18, 2019
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    Who’s balder Cory booker or Dylan
     
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  12. dylan Apr 18, 2019
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    how dare you
     
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  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 18, 2019
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    Whose girlfriend is more out of their league
     
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  15. dylan Apr 18, 2019
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  16. ReginaPhilange Apr 18, 2019
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    This thread reversed my puberty
     
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  17. DickyCullz Apr 18, 2019
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    Made dinner and had kitchen sex. So happy my gf is home
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog Apr 21, 2019
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    Y’all think there are any Christians who think about Jesus when they rub one out? I wonder if that’s blasphemous or like the highest form of worship
     
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  19. SlappinCups Apr 21, 2019
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 21, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum

    Jesus
     
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  21. ArmsLikeTeeth Apr 21, 2019
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    How do y'all deal with getting walked in on? My friend's roommate kinda did that to me and my gf last night, I just kinda stared at him. Shit was so uncomfortable, he just like walked out and we never talked after that.
     
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  22. SlappinCups Apr 21, 2019
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    i just invite 'em to join, they do a better job anyway
     
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  24. Dog with a Blog Apr 21, 2019
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    Damn. Cups progressive as hell.

    I’ve never been walked in on to any capacity I don’t think
     
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  25. Colby Searcy Apr 21, 2019
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    I'm kinda always terrified my wife and I are gonna be walked in on by my son
     
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  26. Dog with a Blog Apr 21, 2019
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    Glad to hear y’all are still slammin on the reg
     
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  27. Colby Searcy Apr 21, 2019
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    How else do you think she got pregnant?
     
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  28. supernovagirl Apr 21, 2019
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    I’ve been “walked in on”/interrupted by parents, cops, friends....but it’s been yeaaars so yeah idk I don’t have any advice besides be so fucked up you don’t care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯