He’s not even a man of his word I put ketchup on stuff and tried to on something we shared (unfortunately he yeeted my hand before the deed was done) and he still won’t break up with me.
The thing I'm most disgusted by in the recent pages is that someone referred to sex as 'whoop'. That and I'm not getting any whoop.
Lmaoooo oh “Did you use a shower cap on that ass” because apparently James has a history of using a shower cap as a condom I’m not judging just relaying the extremely weird and unsanitary message
American public: I wish our government worked properly. Dylan’s coworker: we have that council meeting to go to, Dylan. @dylan: I’ll be there later, I have a 16,000 word essay to write about proposing to a ketchup bottle in the middle of a Silverstein concert.
Jesus, this is like a game of telephone, this is so off base!!! I don’t have a “history,” it was just the first time I ate ass, and it wasn’t a a shower cap! I was venturing into unknown territory. It wasn’t cool to eat ass at the time, I was pioneer of eating ass this was like 8 years ago!
I literally just woke up. This is how I’m starting my day. Defending my ass eating history on an internet forum. See ma, told ya I’d make it.