(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 329

woooww imagine being that big of a sinner

 

cant relate

 

Thats not me

 

I like how I told the same story twice about losing my phone. Im still kinda pressed about that.

 

“crevest of the body”

 

That’s a lot of lost phones

 

Hahahahahahahaha I’m an actual idiot wow.

It was just one but I’m still mad about it

 

Not stoked I just read that whole @dylan story

 

think of how i felt living through it.

 

I can’t it is too sad to think of you actually taking the time to type that for this audience

 

the people demanded it and i am a benevolent god

 

as someone who is truly pure in the eyes of our Lord(e) I do not appreciate this

 

He’s not even a man of his word I put ketchup on stuff and tried to on something we shared (unfortunately he yeeted my hand before the deed was done) and he still won’t break up with me.

 

I read this as "yeeted on my hand" and I was like damn girl

 

The thing I'm most disgusted by in the recent pages is that someone referred to sex as 'whoop'.

That and I'm not getting any whoop.

 

Whoop there it not is

 

I’m still beyond curious what this was about

 

This was a good read. Good job y'all.

 

Lmaoooo oh
“Did you use a shower cap on that ass” because apparently James has a history of using a shower cap as a condom I’m not judging just relaying the extremely weird and unsanitary message

 

Thought it was dental dam.

 

Yeah it probably was but I like mine way better

 

Things have been............real good lately.

 

American public: I wish our government worked properly.

Dylan’s coworker: we have that council meeting to go to, Dylan.

@dylan: I’ll be there later, I have a 16,000 word essay to write about proposing to a ketchup bottle in the middle of a Silverstein concert.