(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 328

live look of what thesoftSKELETON looks like.

 

Also notice how @dylan and me have never posted in this thread about whoop. Love being pure.

 

pure filth

 

No cups the regular kind!

 

That skeleton has as much hair as @dylan does

 

hmm seems to me that only one of you is pure

 

That wasn’t about him!

 

aliens you absolute sex sleuth

 

on top of a car skel really? gentlemen start your engines

 

Hahahahhahahahahahaha I hate you and how funny that was

Also pretend like I never made that post people!

 

Y’all can got me seeing what I’ve said in this thread in the past and honestly

My best take

Cc: @dylan

 

@supernovagirl what was the code I can’t figure it out, please help

 

What?,?

 

i've never had sex because im pure @thesoftskeleton is a fucking deviant sinner who tries to tempt me into sins of the flesh yet my devotion remains strong

 

hahahahaha god damnit fuck you mike haahah

 

“Everything after that, ladies and gentlemen, was a blur. One moment she was standing on my porch with my heart in my throat at 6:01pm, the next I was looking down at my phone and it was 11:30pm, collapsed on my bed, both of us naked and panting, after the most intense 5+ hours of continuous sex I have ever had or probably will ever have for the rest of my life.”

Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 34 • forum.chorus.fm

 

that's taken out of context

 

lmao

 

good thing he linked to the whole post if they couldn’t parse what they needed from that selection. moron.

 

“And that's how it was for several more months. We hung out constantly, laughed all of the time, held each other on my couch after saturday afternoon sessions of record shopping and spinning record after record, and, of course, hours of sex.”

 

Cant believe he essentially skipped dinner that night smh unless he got it from somewhere else......

 

My account was hacked

 

i don't engage in that kind of activity

 

Quiet, you sex heathen