If I’m shopping and my SO wants to go into Victoria secret, I just say I’m going to go grab a coffee lol
because i know she will be leisurely shopping in there, and myself personally i get what i need shopping in as little time as possible, otherwise i get antsy and anxious in stores. so i figure if im out of the way while she shops i won't be a nuisance. don't try and spin this any other way please, it strictly just comes down to me not being a fan of shopping for extended periods of time.
I’m not gonna try to spin it. I was just genuinely curious. I know a lot of guys who do that and I never knew why. My girlfriend always tells me how appreciative she is that I “suffer” through shopping for makeup or clothes with her. But yeah, if it’s a shopping/people/anxiety thing that’s totally legit. Was just curious.
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I definitely took the time out of my day to try and decipher that post and I have no idea what that says about me.