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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 322

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. neeks

    i dont really like talking about my flair

    One time I asked a chick for help finding a size at VS and then turned around and realized she didn't work there.


    on the embarrassment scale its just under calling someone sir and then realizing she's just got short hair
     
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  2. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Oh fuck, no no no haha. I meant the ad. Sorry should have been clearer!!
     
  3. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Loool I’m over here side eye judging you and you’re just like oblivious :crylaugh:
     
  4. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    It did make me pause for a second this morning haha
     
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  5. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    I don't really think this is the same as the harmfulness of misgendering someone but okay
     
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  6. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Girl don’t even bother they’re trolling all the threads right now.
     
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  7. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    The internet has really been a hell of a place for you today huh?
     
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  8. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Lmfaoooo
    Honestly, this.
     
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  9. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    I have changed my status for future readers of the forum to avoid confusion
     
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  10. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    If I’m shopping and my SO wants to go into Victoria secret, I just say I’m going to go grab a coffee lol
     
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  11. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Why?
     
  12. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Thanks Big Mike for being the voice of reason
     
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  13. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    because i know she will be leisurely shopping in there, and myself personally i get what i need shopping in as little time as possible, otherwise i get antsy and anxious in stores. so i figure if im out of the way while she shops i won't be a nuisance.

    don't try and spin this any other way please, it strictly just comes down to me not being a fan of shopping for extended periods of time.
     
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  14. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Plus why ruin the surprise
     
  15. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    y U sO aFrAiD oF iNtImAcY cLoUd
     
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  16. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    I’m not gonna try to spin it. I was just genuinely curious. I know a lot of guys who do that and I never knew why. My girlfriend always tells me how appreciative she is that I “suffer” through shopping for makeup or clothes with her. But yeah, if it’s a shopping/people/anxiety thing that’s totally legit. Was just curious.
     
  17. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Sorry if I got a bit defensive! But yeah if she wants input on anything she generally lets me know.
     
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  18. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    No worries!
     
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  19. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    God I hate shopping so much, and that’s just for myself
     
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  20. CoffeeEyes17

    Reclusive-aggressive Prestigious

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  21. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    congrats on your worst post yet ken
     
  22. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    I have a headache now
     
  23. oldjersey

    Pro Podcaster Supporter

    Phew
     
  24. K0ta

    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    I definitely took the time out of my day to try and decipher that post and I have no idea what that says about me.
     
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  25. CoffeeEyes17

    Reclusive-aggressive Prestigious

    My account was, uh, hacked
     
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