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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 321

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    I knew a couple in high school who were convinced it was.

    He seemed a lot more satisfied with it than she did for some reason though .
     
  2. dadbolt

    the sun is yellow and the ground is moving Supporter

    classic kj joke thank you for your time
     
  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    Oh goose Prestigious

  4. Borat

    Separate the unreal from the real Prestigious

    Your mind...
     
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  5. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

  6. dadbolt

    the sun is yellow and the ground is moving Supporter

  7. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

  8. SlappinCups Feb 10, 2019
    (Last edited: Feb 10, 2019)
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist

    Didn’t know Kj was a Mormon. He must do a lot of missionary work IYKWIM
     
  9. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    Just wanna remind the thread of this post.

    #NeverForget
     
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  10. Kellan

    JuneJuly Prestigious

    It’s too bad he lives in Burkina Faso
     
  11. Cgarnsay

    Regular

    Smoked some marijuana last night with my fiance, it was too instense. We had sex for three hours, and then I felt like I was having a heart attack.
     
  12. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Dammnnn I want the herbs that last for 3 hours :crylaugh:
     
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  13. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Well at least if you die, you died happy doing what you love right?
     
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  14. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    L I V E / / L A U G H / / L O V E
     
  15. Cgarnsay

    Regular

    Hahaha, well I do love her. Neither of us smoke often at all, and last night we just wanted to do it differently and together. It was just crazy, but also amazing.
     
  16. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist

    talk about sour D
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  18. GrantCloud

    Trusted

  19. Ken

    Entrusted Prestigious

  20. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

    my gf told me if she ever bought anything with a saying like this on, it I am hundred percent within my right to break up with her
     
  21. Rob Hughes

    You know me I've always been a little masochistic

  22. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

  23. Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Helped my wife pick out some new panties tonight
     
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  24. CarpetElf

    it tastes bad Prestigious

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  25. Taketimeandfind

    Trusted

    One time I just went for it and bought my wife a whole bunch online. Good times were had by all
     
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