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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    This could be his path to redemption. No way to know for sure, the Lord works in mysterious ways
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    we know you prefer chocolate

    waits for everyone to say my name
     
  3. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Cups
     
  4. DickyCullz

    Doesn’t have Ashley Madison

  5. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    You’re thinkin’ of pink eye.
     
  6. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    no way to know for sure
     
  7. bigmike

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  8. Dog with a Blog

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    @Kingjohn_654

    I recently learned about the Mormon phenomenon known as soaking ( Urban Dictionary: Soaking ) and jumping ( Urban Dictionary: (Provo) Jumping ).

    I was curious if these are actions that you and your wife partook in before y’all got married? If no, do you know any soakers or jumpers?

    Edit: I should clarify that this question extends to relationships you had before you were with your wife
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  10. Dirty Sanchez

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    I’ve been doing leg workouts like crazy, so I’m available to jump.
     
  11. Rob Hughes

    You know me I've always been a little masochistic

    Are you the jumpmaster?
     
  12. dadbolt

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    kj strikes me as the kind of person that would remain chaste but is a good friend and helpful person so he would jump for his friends
     
  13. soaking sounds great
     
  14. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    Lol. I've heard about those, but never known anyone who did it. I always figured it was an urban legend.

    And no, I never entered that space before my wedding night.
     
  15. Colby Searcy

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    Have you since?
     
  16. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

  17. dadbolt

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    it’s also known as marinating in some circles
     
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  18. Dirty Sanchez

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    I’m gonna jump so hard, KJ will end up on the moon.
     
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  19. :crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:
     
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  20. Dog with a Blog

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    Also known as yeeting
     
  21. ChiliTacos

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    Just asked my ex mormon friend
    Screenshot_20190209-193125_Hangouts.jpg
     
  22. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    I love the logic of like tricking God through a loophole. Lol.
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

    mangeur de cul Prestigious

    It’s kinda genius tbh.
     
  24. dadbolt

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  25. Kingjohn_654

    One day we'll be perfect Prestigious

    I knew a couple in high school who were convinced it was.

    He seemed a lot more satisfied with it than she did for some reason though .
     
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