(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 32

It's not bad in the sense that it's too graphic, it's just completely off the wall.

 

CBB MY WIFE SUPERCUT

 

hahahah. just watched it, first thing I thought of too.

 

"my wife and i..."
"..."
"i'm not saying it"

 

"[Borat voice] My Wi-Fi" is my internet network name cause of CBB

 

It's awesome when you first meet someone cause you have sex multiple times for like 3 hours every time. It just never ends.

 

What fantasy land do you live in? I've never experienced that before.

 

Hahaha, that's what this girl told me. Just gotta find the right person i suppose.

 

Also, it's a known fact that if you drink like 4 beers your stamina increases by like 75%

 

If I drink a lot I'm always worried things aren't gonna operate and then sometimes things end up not operating but only 'cause I was so worried

 

I think i'm super lucky in that regard cause I've been like, blackout status and not had that problem. I just can't finish. That's just a personal thing though and fine for the partner, haha @PepsiOne

 

Last girl I slept with was a virgin. idk if that was a good idea now because part of me thinks maybe she's wanting something serious now. When I was younger I was caught up with the idea of my first time being with someone I really wanted to be with so maybe I'm just projecting that on to her.

 

jesus, that's way too long for sex @Mr. Serotonin. eesh, i'm thinking of things drying out and chafing with the constant friction. it'd be like two sandbags rubbing together by hour 3.

 

Nah, you just gotta keep switching things up every so often

Also, it's prolly more like 2 hours...I'm not exactly sure cause I lose track of time

 

Gonna have the house to myself this weekend but the fwb is gonna be out of town sooo might need to message the backup fwb

 

are you kidding me with this post

 

mr seratonin directly after, and also before, sex

 

He'd probably need an oxygen tank by hour 2.

 

id need an oxygen tank by minute 45

 

Longest I've ever had sex was 6 hours and I know for a fact it'll never happen again

 

Nor do I want it to I've got shit to do

 

like Sting @Mr.Seratonin is tantric

 

The latter is what I did

I was younger and more fit (really meaning less unfit)

 

3 hours is a thing of the distant past. Now I'm just in pain at the thought.

 

this is @stillbrazy, after reading @Mr. Serotonin's post (re: his big night tomorrow)