(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 319

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by lightning13, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    A couple of times over the years I've slipped out with the lady on top and the result is that she's used my junk as a crumple zone. Firstly, it always hurts like a bastard and second, I always panic that something like the above might have happened. No fun.
     
  2. Dirty Sanchez

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    Yeah, my watch told me.
     
  3. GrantCloud

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    “Oh his exercise level went up for five minutes around 4 pm”
     
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  4. Dog with a Blog

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    Y’all think Chewbacca fucks? I mean, he lived to be like over 200 years old
     
  5. ComedownMachine

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    I think he may have had a helping han
     
  6. Dog with a Blog

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    Delet that
     
  7. SlappinCups

    nobody else will be there then

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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Chewy having a dick is not explicitly canonical

    question I have about him, do you think he just shits wherever or uses a toilet
     
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  9. Taketimeandfind

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    How much do you think gets stuck in his fur
     
  10. Dirty Sanchez

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    I remember seeing this before he deleted it one day on FB lol.
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  11. Dog with a Blog

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  12. SlappinCups

    nobody else will be there then

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  13. chewbacca110

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    A whole lotta fuckin.

    As for shitting: it’s a toilet for me. It doesn’t get stuck in the fur because I pull my butt cheeks apart.
     
  14. dadbolt

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    that’s a very aggressive flex but okay
     
  15. chewbacca110

    Formerly chewbacca110 on AP.net

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  16. SlappinCups

    nobody else will be there then

    missionary gets a bad rap for no good reason and is therefore kind of underrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    @Dog with a Blog how does Christian Mom feel about missionary?
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog

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    Missionary is preferred but there’s a lot of “oh God!” goin on no matter what so p much any posish is okay. Sex is a lot like prayer if ya think about it
     
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  19. Dog with a Blog

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    Real talk tho. I know missionary is deemed “vanilla” but it is great. I mean, I wouldn’t wanna stay in missionary the whole time probably but it is indeed underrated.
     
  20. Mr. Serotonin

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    Take dat ass tah church boi
     
  21. Dirty Sanchez

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  22. Mr. Serotonin

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  23. Dog with a Blog

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  24. Mr. Serotonin

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    That’s where you don’t believe in grains or breads?
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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    Wat.

    That’s glaucoma