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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 319

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Dirty Sanchez

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    Yeah, my watch told me.
     
  2. GrantCloud

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    “Oh his exercise level went up for five minutes around 4 pm”
     
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  3. Dog with a Blog

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    Y’all think Chewbacca fucks? I mean, he lived to be like over 200 years old
     
  4. ComedownMachine

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    I think he may have had a helping han
     
  5. Dog with a Blog

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    Delet that
     
  6. SlappinCups

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    Chewy having a dick is not explicitly canonical

    question I have about him, do you think he just shits wherever or uses a toilet
     
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  8. Taketimeandfind

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    How much do you think gets stuck in his fur
     
  9. Dirty Sanchez

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    I remember seeing this before he deleted it one day on FB lol.
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  10. Dog with a Blog

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  11. SlappinCups

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  12. chewbacca110

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    A whole lotta fuckin.

    As for shitting: it’s a toilet for me. It doesn’t get stuck in the fur because I pull my butt cheeks apart.
     
  13. dadbolt

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    that’s a very aggressive flex but okay
     
  14. chewbacca110

    Beer/horror podcast - listen everywhere

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  15. SlappinCups

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    missionary gets a bad rap for no good reason and is therefore kind of underrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    @Dog with a Blog how does Christian Mom feel about missionary?
     
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  17. Dog with a Blog

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    Missionary is preferred but there’s a lot of “oh God!” goin on no matter what so p much any posish is okay. Sex is a lot like prayer if ya think about it
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog

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    Real talk tho. I know missionary is deemed “vanilla” but it is great. I mean, I wouldn’t wanna stay in missionary the whole time probably but it is indeed underrated.
     
  19. Mr. Serotonin

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    Take dat ass tah church boi
     
  20. Dirty Sanchez

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  21. Mr. Serotonin

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  22. Dog with a Blog

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  23. Mr. Serotonin

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    That’s where you don’t believe in grains or breads?
     
  24. Dog with a Blog

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    Wat.

    That’s glaucoma
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

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