(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 317

went back for seconds if u catch my drift

 

they forked then spooned

 

Try to be more mature.

 

Man's penis snaps in half during sex before 'swelling to size of wine bottle'

Definitely thought this occurred a couple times in the past. Thankfully nothing serious like this though.

 

I’ve heard of Pinot blanc, but never peeno broko

 

cups

 

dad

 

I need to use that pancake emoji more

 

A couple of times over the years I've slipped out with the lady on top and the result is that she's used my junk as a crumple zone. Firstly, it always hurts like a bastard and second, I always panic that something like the above might have happened. No fun.

 

Yeah, my watch told me.

 

“Oh his exercise level went up for five minutes around 4 pm”

 

Y’all think Chewbacca fucks? I mean, he lived to be like over 200 years old

 

I think he may have had a helping han

 

Delet that

 

Chewy having a dick is not explicitly canonical

question I have about him, do you think he just shits wherever or uses a toilet

 

How much do you think gets stuck in his fur

 

I remember seeing this before he deleted it one day on FB lol.

 

@chewbacca110 this is important

 

A whole lotta fuckin.

As for shitting: it’s a toilet for me. It doesn’t get stuck in the fur because I pull my butt cheeks apart.

 

that’s a very aggressive flex but okay