(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 316

Do flat earthers think the ocean is like an infinity pool?

 

[ace ventura]

almaaaty then

 

U2 tickets are expensive

 

"if time is a flat circle, then the earth must be a perfectly flat rhombus folding unto itself through 69 dimensions" - Stephen Hawking

 

Was really praying this wouldn’t happen

 

“Cum watch The Edge edge at the edge of the earth!”

*$500

 

edging is topical itt

 

I'm on the edge of glory

 

Edging? Back on topic

 

The edge of glory song is about legal participation in glory hole activities, correct?

 

I mean that’s what I’ve been picturing through this conversation

 

That edge house is prolly hella ‘spensive

 

I mean, I don’t think so technically, but we can go with that

 

Okay, this made me laugh tbh

 

My girlfriend asked me to do her dishes last night

Instead we had *** and I got out of it

 

u did her dishes alright

 

Least ya got tah FORK amiright

 

CuPs

 

after she was like "you were just trying to get out of doing the dishes weren't you?"

"yep"

her response: "yeah, i would do the same to you"

smh

 

Cloud done cleared her plate

 

Licked it clean

 

went back for seconds if u catch my drift

 

they forked then spooned