(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 315

My favorite cinematic universe, not that the bar has been set very high TBH

 

Ohhhhhhh. Waterbeds make much more sense now.

 

Little known fact, but the ocean is salty because there’s so many whales n fish fucki* in it

 

Real fact: blue whales have the largest penises on earth. Measuring in at 10 feet long.

 

What’d ya say “real” all slanty like that?

 

Because it is a Almaty take and then he’s yes

 

W0T ¡

 

How many of those would you have to tie together in a straight line to connect all the way around the globe?

Edit: this is assuming the earth isn’t flat

 

13,148,018.4

#RealFacts

 

Assuming they’re erect, of course

 

Are you accounting for the knot?

 

that's a HUGE assumption

 

No way to know for sure

 

buy a boat and start paddlin'

 

Still. It’s like, we might all just be a turtles dream in space, ya know?

 

If the earth was flat I feel like the edge would be like a go to destination, ya know? You could get shirts that say, “I went to the end of the world and all I got was this stupid shirt” and stuff like that

 

TLC would be like “man I love it hear in Australia, so much more natural light”

 

Like, who wouldn’t wanna go see the edge? They could charge so much money.

 

Actually I don’t know how it works. Would we be a flat plane flipping day to night to day to night with a stationary sun?

 

Dog wud go right quick to the Edge and ur he’s to go!

 

Science hasn’t figured this out yet tbh

 

I like to think we’re just god’s coin flip, that sounds tight. He’s just tryin’ to decide where to eat.

 

EDGY

 

I’ve been like 20 times. They call me the Edgelord

 

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