(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 314

anyone remember that talk sex show with that old lady sue something?

 

Lmao

 

i just saw her in a commercial for something non-sex related where she of course made a euphemism / pun about something non-sex related into something sex-related.

 

lady friend stays over about once a week and then we drive to work together (she lives in another city) and it's always super awkward in the morning because usually i stay at their place. i don't let the girl stay here / don't bring them here so i've been feeling / acting like a 5 star hotel worker.

"how are you? can i get you anything? will you be having breakfast? the slippers are right here! the coffee is great! here's the remote and complementary wi-fi!"

 

This is better than my recent standard line:

"Sorry the place is a mess."

 

no cups i dont

 

get learned

 

wow sue is an icon go off sis

 

Damn. I relate with both of these answers hellllla hard

 

Let’s be clear, I absolutely adore love and affection. But only in short bursts. It’s that long term stuff that I have no interest in.

 

woah

 

@Mr. Serotonin this reminded me of you for some reason

 

I’m gettin a lotta “below the waist groomin’” ads now

 

Trying to make a baby sex is quite possibly the best sex.

 

Please Don’t make babies sex please it’s unnatural

 

y is hotel sex so gud

 

Because you don’t have to tidy the room after

 

we've gone over this

 

Because the mattress is 98% cum

 

I've also gone under it

I like this theory.

 

Wow

 

Did you know the human body is 98% *2*

 

1.96?