(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 312

please don't tag me in here until after I get laid off.

don't edit this to make it sound like I said something I didn't either.

 

Cups*

*copyright @GrantCloud

 

Thanks dog

 

Sinner

 

Fucking hell....

 

@ChaseTx ad to ur spark band

 

James delete your search history and toss your phone in bleach to be safe

 

why am i still here

 

I’m drin

I’m drunk and literally just spit out my sigareyye sniff d ask cigarettes

 

HAHHAAHH!!!

 

Lord knows

 

Spank bank I meant

 

I’m so glad you cleared this up bc I was genuinely confused
Now I’m just grossed out lol

 

Hmm yes I don't belong here hmm

 

No one belongs here tbh

 

But we want to be here

 

How random this. Met a girl at a bar own. In God damn PLEASANTON and she tells me she’ll be moving to Long a beach soon for school. We bonded over our Star Wars tattoos

 

I might move to Long Beach this year w a friend, still not sure.

 

I do not

 

Plz do. I’ll take you to me fav bars

 

You close the minion life, not me

Chose

 

I had to explain to fu her that there are only 4 Star Wars movies I like but I really love en

 

Have you started lotr foreplay yet

 

If this says what I think it says >:(