(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 310

Damn that must be how you summon Bill Nye.

 

Damnnnn, he is ***** deep, gettin' straight amphibious in there. That erotic aquatic shit.

 

He’s not speciest and I respect that

 

Yeah man, he's just out there crankin' out smarter frogs, honestly.

 

Absolutely naughty-cal, if you will

 

This thread is too much sometimes

 

i will!

 

@Shrek coming in clutch making me nostalgic

 

Gf kicks my dog out of the room and I get it but it still makes me sad

 

An amazing tweet dedicated to all the boring, shitty men some of us have dealt with

 

Conceptually, I'm fascinated as to what visible trait would indicate this.

 

p***y cum hanging from your chin

 

I mean statistically I feel like just looking like a man...


But also I can’t tell if you don’t know that the format of the joke is a meme

 

Well, that was more graphic than I was hoping for while I was drinking a pretty viscous lunch.

I'll remember not to clean my face in future. Wear it like it's a badge of honour, since apparently it's a big deal.

 

wat

 

scroll up to read again

 

maybe read it over again and you won't be so perplexed.

 

Christ, what was he going down on to get that much spread, a fucking bison?

 

lmfaooooo