(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 31

What was it?

 

SpongeBob roleplay nice

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ttr1hjL.jpg

 

Does she just love donuts

 

Yeah donuts and penis. She always jokes about it.

 

It involved a squirt bottle full of ice water, a scarf, and a baseball.

 

For real?

 

I'm more lost than when this began.

 

It's a temperature/textural thing. I don't know how to explain it. The baseball is what we started laughing about.

 

I was picturing a "if you want to drive your man WILD give him an ice water enema while choking him with a scarf and dropping a baseball on his balls"

disappointed

 

Everyone's seen the "grape-fruiting" video, yes?

 

I think what Erin is talking about is Sandlot-play. The question is, who was the beast?

 

Hahaha that cosmo thing just cracked me up @AelNire

 

Nope and I'm assuming I don't want to either

 

Oh yes, you do. I'll post it tonight, 100% NSFW.

 

It's amazing.

 

i can't wait for colorless to get off work. what do i google to get the right video?

 

Just google grapefruit technique. Should find it.

 

woman in pink tube top?

"everyman should be grape-fruited."

i'm scared already.

 

It's not that bad. She seems like a nice lady

 

Yeah I don't remember it being that bad at all, haha

 

that wasn't bad. although the... sounds... were... there were sounds that reminded me of scenes from Alien or something.

anyway, off to the store!

 

Next time I take my pants off, I'm going to say to my wife, "say hello to the sorento"

 

*Borat voice* my wife