(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 308

Once I was on a flight where we were about to touchdown, hovering above the runway, then had to go around. When we landed for good on the second pass some people clapped. The pilot then said the reasoning was because there was another plane far down the runway that hadn't quite turned off yet so they had us go around to be safe. I still didn't clap though, not like the pilots could even hear so who are you really clapping for? It's odd.

 

I've never been in a plane or movie theater where people clapped at the end but sometimes I have to resist the urge to clap when I see someone do rly well at something they're nervous at lol

 

Is clapping on a plane an American thing? Have only seen that flying into LA/NYC but have never seen this elsewhere.

 

LINE UP

 

^Dan

 

Ummmmmmmm, moving kinda slow there

 

Make it lassssttttttt

 

after a successful NYE my ex was like we shouldn’t hook up anymore so I think it’s safe to say I’m the saltiest person on earth now and I’ll never be satisfied again. Thanks Obama.

 

make like a paleontologist and go on a bone tour if you need to

 

I have zero desire to sleep around bc men are consistently disappointing.

 

I wish I had a platform to talk about sex/sexuality /consent/etc etc to get young girls to listen to me bc I have a lot to say that I really needed to hear at that age

 

take the time to love yourself then bc you rule and don't need anyone else!

 

I can’t eat my own p**** cups





the joke is that men don’t either. Just one facet of the disappointment that is men

 

Have you tried if not no way to know for sure

 

I saw a video once

 

I'm not surprised

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen will eat your pizza anytime!

 

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I would never give up my pizza

 

as i journey though this existence we have come to agree is called "life", i am consistently bewildered by the amount of men i encounter that release the information that they refuse to take part in offering those services to a lady.

 

I'm also baffled how men are obsessed with recieving oral sex , like that's the most exciting thing they can think of

I know it's a power thing

 

I genuinely think or**ms are better when finishing via o*** and it's not a power thing at all. One time I couldn't stand, walk, talk, nor see afterwards. I was still alive, too. It was crazy.

 

I feel like I’ve given enough head to be able to tell when it’s a power thing for them and when it’s not

Also not necessarily saying power dynamics are inherently wrong etc etc

 

BDSM is all about power, but outside of that context, as far as double standards regarding going down on someone, that's kinda dumb.

edit: I could've probably phrased that better. I'm le tired.

 

yeah this isn't about you it's about the shitty dudes are like "make me a sandwich and blow me bitch" and it's like respect women but also respect yourself if you need a partner to make you a sandwich you're fucked up in a lot of ways