(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 305

did she see the ketchup pics?

 

srsly someone tell me what to do

Im afraid shes gonna be mortified or something lmao when I tell her what I want

I want her to tell me what she wants actually. she always just tells me to do what I want.

 

Man no one can tell you your kinks for you lol

In all honesty it sounds like she has something that she’s into that she’s hoping you’ll be into, idk why else someone would keep stressing for someone to do what they want. Idk. Maybe try to get her to open up that way.
And also if someone tells you more than once to do what you want, and you finally share it with them and they think it’s weird that’s on them not you lol they said whatever u want!!!

 

There’s a website that lists a whole bunch of kinks and you check the box next to the ones that apply and submit. Then your partner goes and does the same thing. After you’ve both submitted it only shows the ones that each of you chose. I forget what it’s called tho

 

GoDaddy.com i think

 

this sounds like something the government would use to blackmail/shame you

 

government can shame me all they want

 

were still a bit new so well see how it goes

watch it be a trap lol or maybe shes secretly hoping Im into the same freak stuff as her

 

Drink her milkshake

 

u cant just come in here with this

 

Peter porker

 

Did I do it right

 

You tell us

 

Spent all morning in bed watching cash cab and doing the dirty

 

Tonight i will do seks

 

With who

 

I don’t see anything

 

It’s the man from the bumblebee movie

 

I can’t see him

 

A happy new year indeed

 

I haven’t had sex since last year

 

I made a joke about how I couldn’t make that joke lol