(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 303

Like so short it’s insane how short he is

 

Seriously I cannot stress enough. He’s like 4’4”

 

Hahahaha

 

Finally taller than someone hallejuah

 

Basically sums me up
I’d do basically anything someone I love asks me so I’m pretty open to anything

 

butt stuff can be really really great for both partners but i don't think it's an every time sort of thing. it's a rare occasion (mostly due to prep work involved) but, when it's on let me tell you it is on.

 

yeah i am pretty sure the reason i stuck with my ex for so long was i was sure sex didn’t get better than that, and then i met my current gf and it’s the best sex i’ve ever had and i could never go back. a good part of that is how crazy in love i am with her but also for once in my life the mutual attraction is through the roof. she thinks my chubby, average-to-small dicked, no-ass-having ass is a total stud and i don’t get it but i worship the ground of whatever deity made it a thing

also re: eating ass ive done it a fair share in my day and it was fine and but i haven’t done it or had the desire to in years

 

Yeah I mean it depends but like if it's something I can honestly do then yeah but like...I don't think anything past a tongue would be allowed near my butt I have enough issues with it as it is

 

not to mention you live in a swamp

 

mud baths are wonderful for the complexion

 

Ass is good
Ass is great
I think of ass
When I masturbate

Ass is pure
Ass nice
Ass so good
I popped twice

 

Whoa

 

I’ll echo Cam when I say that I stuck around with my ex wayyyyy too long and it partially due to how good the sex was. And even after we broke up we continued to have sex for a long time. But I was very wrong in thinking that I’d never find anything better

 

If I had it my way I'd never touch anyone and we'd sleep in separate beds like I love lucy

 

Don't even get me started when ppl breathe on me omfg

 

I'm ace (wait, why am I here again?) but I'm not really repulsed by anything. Except maybe eating ass, but maybe that's because I've never seen how it's done.

 

I’m in love with someone who is ace so everything about sex is foreign to me

 

I could show you some good sources

 

self-promoting your own blog isn't what I'd call showing someone a good source.

 

*insert Joyce manor lyrics here*

 

that was the plan

 

Masturbation is underrated.

If this were Pitchfork's famed webseries "Over/Under" I'd surely say..."Under."

and then hopefully something witty after

 

Five beer plan