(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 302

I for sure hope I’m wrong, obviously, what a miserable existence otherwise lol
But idk I’ve had my share of sexual partners and practically none of them impressed me. And now that I’m older I don’t like sleeping with someone without a connection so the chance to get laid at all is already dwindling. The numbers are not in my favor, is what I’m sayin!!

I definitely highly anticipate the day that I can be attracted to/turned on by someone like I am to my ex

 

I thought I had a low sex drive/sex wasn’t important to me in a relationship but it’s been the complete opposite of that in my current relationship. Crazy to me how much the right person can change so much.

 

It’ll happen but you will need to be patient

 

Lmfaooo

That sounds terrible james

 

Maybe someone pooped in his mouth

 

one time during sex she took a shit on my couch

 

why am i still in this thread

 

I don't know American Sign Language...

/joke

 

Why am I still on this site

 

Why am I still on this planet

 

Idk I sort of do find the idea of eating ass kinda gross but if it’s something a partner is into or like specifically requests after like ya know some time knowing them then why not

 

I wouldn't eat ass because I would for sure get e coli and die if I did it

 

I am on team Dog

 

Eating ass is something I will do if asked but not something I typically offer.

 

i offer every opportunity i get because it's honestly one of my favorite things to do, offering to pray over someone I mean just so we're clear

 

Ok

 

Deviant

 

i've done it a few times and it's always gone extremely well



(not praying over someone........the other thing.)

 

Wat da fook is goin on

 

Some people prefer that like Dan no kink shame

 

Oh shit, you didn't know? It's a movie about a girl who develops a taste for human flesh. Sorry if I just made you watch something you weren't prepared for.

 

Dylan does nothing over people because he’s so fuckin short