(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 300

they threw a limited release of it in theaters too to make it eligible for award consideration

 

Eating ass is only as good as the person receiving makes it.

 

I mean, that’s like most things sexual

 

I guess what I meant was I get no physical enjoyment out of eating ass, but what I enjoy is how much my partner is into it, like a lot. With sex, and blowjobs, etc. I get physical and sexual enjoyment. Hope that makes sense.

 

Yeah, like, on it’s own it’s not something that turns you on. But when you know your partner it into it, you love it. I gotcha

 

Why you trying to know??? thought you were pure???

 

just as a point of information.

 

he ate eggplants for lunch

he took a shower and listened to music

He then went to sleep

He worked hard to go to the beach and build sandcastles

 

Okokokok

Ya c*me. Ya listened to some music and snoozed. Ya hammered it out again and she sq**rt*d. Now ya watching Return of the Jedi

 

Cobra’s mind is far purer, I see

 

Dick wet from such good music in his sleep, it’s about to get hammered; then he gets wept up by a taking back Sunday album and the final boss is Adam lazzera as he betrayed ken so they have a lightsaber battle

 

Is a ***** **** **** gluten feee?

 

this is the thread for the reasons were not having sex tho

 

He had sex with Thor and Aquaman

 

The most ambitious c****over

 

I don't think my reasons for not having sex are the same as y'alls hahaha

There's significantly less WoW in here than expected, tho

 

I was up until about 4:20 am playing WoW sixty-nine Wednesdays ago.

 

Were you wearing pink?

 

Are you wearing pink?

 

My character was.

 

same but this morning

 

I'm eating cereal.

It's not vegan.

 

Such a pure response