(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 30

Not anymore

 

I would say yes, but every girl here would totally call me out for that.

 

I just wanna bring this back tho, playing with temperatures during oral sex is tops and should be encouraged.

 

@dhayes

No I was looking at a 2016 Forte

Financing terms suck though

 

Good, you won't have to think of a rough hj every time you get in it, haha

 

I just realised y'all have no fucking foreskin. Fuck. Hand jobs must be hell without lube.

 

I don't use lube or lotion in the privacy of my own bunk. Never really cared for the feeling

 

Cosmopolitan is ruining sex. Some of the shit they print I'm like who in the fuck would read this and be like yes! My partner is going to love this!

 

I have no idea what you're talking about

 

You dodged a bullet there.

I feel your pain, I didn't have the best credit when I got my second vehicle. I was at the dealership for hours trying to get approved for a used car. It's the worst.

 

My mother didn't mutilate me.

 

brb repressing this

 

Yeah I went in expecting them to look at my credit and laugh in my face but it's improved significantly. But not enough to get a good rate on this

 

I'd like this, but not for any sensation. More like, it would be visually stimulating. Like their putting on a show.

 

My fave Cosmo tip will always be the one about using pepper to make him sneeze. I could just imagine me pulling a King of the Hill 'Pocket Sand' moment with it haha

 

As for circumcision. I guess I could be worst off. My friends who came from the Philippines would tell me stories about how they had their circumcisions as preteens and there'd basically be a long line of boys pulling out the crotch of their pants because it hurt so much or something like that.

 

Or put his balls in your mouth and shake them like dice in a cup.

 

Wasn't it in your hand and shake? hahaha

 

Maybe I'm confusing two here hahah

 

You have to shout "snake eyes" to enhance the effect.

 

Is this real? Who would want a sticky dick?

 

I do know a chick that would be super stoked by this.

 

I tried something out of Cosmo once when I was younger and the guy was like wtf are you doing? We laughed for a good 10 minutes.

 

I would love to bring a pineapple into the bedroom.