(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 3

Love is giving someone a Rusty Trombone.

 

This is why you're my favorite poster

this and also that one poop story

 

You just got it right? I'm sure you'll get some matches! If I was single right now I'd be dl'ing it just to see how bad it is. And for all the dead animals.

 

I HAVE HAD 0 MATCHES

 

Tinder seems so daunting to me but what do i know

 

how long have you been using it?

 

I just message back for a few and if it's a bot they'll pretty quickly ask you to go to another site or something to talk to them

 

Since last night.

 

Oh okay we're in the same boat then except you didn't accidentally fall for what is likely a bot haha

 

Another giveaway is they always start out with "hey sexy"

 

Heh I was honestly shocked when I saw like 20 people I know on there.

 

Guys quick how do I post a .gif on here? I'm trying to just completely dismantle someone in the Future thread who said he can't write hooks this is v important

 

Can you just set up tinder, so that it says you're just looking for friends, or is it understood that matching and meeting up involves sex?

 

haha yeah they do that too. but knowing to look out for them saves your swipe count so you're not wasting them.

 

You can clarify in the bio part. I've seen that a few times so far

 

you can write in your bio what you're looking for. but there's not a box to check or anything like that

 

Mine says not here for sex and then some hobbies lol

 

No wonder you have no matches.

 

I think it maybe was an actual person cause they just said "hello, Rob" last night and then when I didn't respond I think they unmatched me or something cause they're gone. Can that happen?
Doesn't matter if I match with a bot or a real person apparently, I will make up a scenario in my head that doesn't allow me to actually succeed no matter what.

 

My bio is "Apparently the best words to describe yourself are Physically fit, Perceptive, Spontaneous, Outgoing, Optimistic, Intelligent, Passionate, affectionate and Articulate... Did that work?"

 

Thanks. I doubt I'll get involved in that. I'd feel strange looking for friends and swiping on them for purely aesthetic reasons. But, still, it is good to know.

 

Mine says "only here for sex"

mine just says when I'm not on tour I teach music and that I love coffee

 

I heard some local bands have Tinder just to promote music which blows my mind even though it shouldn't

 

One thing I have learned from dating sites is that, by far, white dudes are the thirtiest mothafuckas in the world. So, even if you say you aren't interested in sex, it somehow results in getting a dick pic and "smooth talk".

 

Can confirm.